Wednesday, 2 May 2012

A Cleatastropic Start to the Cycling Season


Since Christmas, there have been two shiny sets of Crank Brothers pedals sitting in my office.  Santa was kind enough to bring me a set of egg-beaters for my Madone and a set of Mallets for my Lush.  On Boxing Day, I went to Ernie’s and purchased a set of pink and black Specialized cycling shoes that would work with either pedal (I can’t ride two bikes at once, right?  So why have two sets of shoes?).

Although I biked around a bit in the winter, I wasn’t quite brave enough to try out my clipless pedals until conditions were less slippery.  On the Madone, I managed to give the egg-beaters a try back in February, when a warm spell dried out the road for a few days.  This went well.  I was obsessive about remembering to unclip and I didn’t have any of the ridiculous accidents I’ve heard about where riders stop and then tip over in slow motion.  I was pleased.



Mountain biking with clipless pedals has been a different story.  I think maybe the Mallets are harder to clip into than the egg-beaters, but that’s not the only problem.  I know this may be hard to believe, but I am actually quite accident-prone.  And now, I have this terrible fear of having a major mountain biking catastrophe with my feet still attached to my bike.  Bruce, of course, assures me that my feet will unclip themselves in an accident, as if by magic.  I don’t believe it for a second.  I’m probably going to end up with bones poking through my skin and no front teeth.



There’s also this weird scenario where I remember to unclip one foot, then in attempting to unclip the other foot I manage to shift my weight and fall over.  So now I always unclip both feet simultaneously and cruise to a stop with my feet in the air and the pedals spinning freely.  It looks really cool.

Reaction times are also slower.  Last week, I slammed on my brakes when I came around a corner to find a tree in my path.  I skidded to a quick stop (gawd, the Lush has amazing brakes), heart pounding, and then promptly crashed sideways into the dirt.  In retrospect, maneuvering around the tree might have been a good idea.

So, to clip-in or not to clip-in?  The jury is still out.  I’m going to keep using them for the time being, and maybe my issues will resolve with practice.  Certainly, on familiar, relatively open trails, I am comfortable using the Mallets.  In a racing situation with a lot of climbing (like Leadville) they are infinitely superior to flat pedals.  On technical singletrack?  Not a chance.